A Child And His Lawnmover
Some clown in Sacramento was drugged into court

He shot his lawnmower

It disobeyed, it wouldn't start

Might makes right, it's the American Way (R)

They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don't take no shit

Maybe if they did if they'd have half a brain left

You know, some people don't take no shit

Maybe if they did if they'd have half a brain left