Woman, I’m in love with you,

my love’s deep, my love is true to you,

woman……I’m in love

your hair so soft, your eyes are blue

your skin is warm, I’ll be true to you

woman ……I’m in love

You came to me in a dream I’m sure

You gave your love, you gave much more to me

Woman ……..will you marry me?

Do you take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife

to love and to cherish

in sickness and in health

till death do you part……………..I do

to death us do part

to death us do part

to death us do part

to death us do part…..no

Well, what’s that you just said to me,

You didn’t argue like this yesterday

Woman ……I don’t understand

And what’s that you just said to me

I can’t sit at home and watch my TV

Woman ……..you’re annoying me

Yeah, you sit around the house in you’re dirty clothes

looking a mess and picking you’re nose

woman ……….you’re a fucking mess

You’re tits are , but you’re brains are small

Sometimes I wonder if you’ve brains at all

Woman……. go fuck yourself

Well fuck you, fuck you,

don’t you tell me what to do

Woman……. Ah fuck off

God why did I marry you

What did I do to deserve you

Woman ………….why me

Woman,

woman,

woman,

woman

woman……………….you’ve ruined me