You do not know, and you don't care
And you may never learn
I made approaches you gave me teeth
And got my hope inurned

Unprepossessing that's what you say
Don't get the essential point
What it came down to was you and ain't good nothing
Here's to the wicked and here's to the odd

You got your chance goin' down the drain,
you're dumping the catch of the century
You've had your chance
but you're much too vain to take it
The catch of the century

Nobodys waiting cause all the world
is already spoken for
A host of rivals
I'm out of vogue and I'll be forevermore

You strut around sneer from on high
I'm on the road again – I'm going down with flying colors
before I go down on somebody else

You got your chance goin' down the drain,
you're dumping the catch of the century
And lady luck's got her ass in pain
you're wasting the catch of the century