IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??

HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!

You men have it soooo easy...

I wish that you could feel this just once...

I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!

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PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!

GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??

I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!

OHHH...You're hungry are you?

Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...

HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!

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