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85 Bucks an Hour


Chillin at the studio
Chillin at the studio 85 bucks an hour, so hurry up and loop a beat mike, come
On!
I'm violent j but my homies call me shit-head, but thats my homies to you im'
Violent j b...

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I'm Not Alone


Maggots can't fuck with the shaggy
Cuz I got a crew bitch, a crew like you ain't never even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waiten for the day to put you in your place
I had the f...

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Fat Sweaty Betty


W-w-w-w why don't you go into the next room and start getting undressed (x2)
Fat sweaty betty you bitch ain't nuthin new
Her ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2
We'd go to the playground an...

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Willy Bubba


Ok class please settle down now
I'd like you to meat our new student ah um, willy bubba
Willy is from kentucky
Welcome willy I'll be your teacher
My name is mrs. felbee
Well I dropped out of sc...

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Santa's a Fat Bitch


Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
(gunshot)
Santa claus suck my balls drunk as hell
Ringing bells at the m...

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Fuck Off


Wicked wicked wicked bitch (x3)
Well it's on, it's on like neden hoe fuck
I'm 2 dope and I'm fuckin drunk
Walked in the joint with my nuts hangin out my drawers
Yo, suck my balls
All I wanna do...

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Graveyard


I'm scared...out in the graveyard w-w-w-who's there?
Who's out there? who are you? who are you? leave me alone,
Leave me alone, leave me alonnnnnne!!!!

I c p the wicked clowns and project born...

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Southwest Strangla


Ahhh make way for the lunatic I wanna stop,
I drive by the camp quick I want necks 2 or 3 maybe 4
To squeeze again, and again, and squeeze some more
I came up, walkin down boulevard
Then this gi...

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Hey Vato


If your nuts hang
And you bang in a gang
Then tell me are you down with the clowns?
Hey bitch boy
Whatchu doin around here you little bitch?
Don't you know your a clown now bitch boy?
Forks...

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Dead Pumpkins


J, do you have a halloween story for the class?
Ye-ye-yeah, um there was this boy and he lived in his house and um,
He went to bed one day and then when he woke up um,
And when he woke up he was...

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I Didn't Mean to Kill 'em


I didn't mean to kill him
Listen to me, wait
I was talkin to a fine ass date fat titties, poofy like,pow
And she tellin me to come by, right now oh shit,
I jumped in the wagon no more laggin, I'...

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Dogbeats


Yeah what you need?
Yeah let me get a large order of fries and ugh
No fries
Excuse me?
No fries man
Oh, well bust be out then
All right then give me a large double slam and...
Nope
What?
...

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Neden Game


Voice of host: lets meet contestant number one he's a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, what's your question for
...

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Just Like That


Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts,
Eat 'em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks,
Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt,
Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt.
I...

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Down With The Clown


This one goes out to the ninjas that's been down since carnival of carnage.
Naw, fuck that. since dog beats. naw fuck that, since basement cuts, mutha
Fucka!
How long will the juggalos be down wi...

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Southwest Voodoo


(vocal ad lib)
Voodoo, runnin' from my magic.
(chorus:)
Ray kay shay, shooga-booga ba, southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo doped up killa!
Magic, dark magic, yo.
(end chorus)
Met t...

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Under The Moon


I'm still here..under the moon.

I was just a child but you seemed like so much more.
The way you would approach me and drift across the floor,
I'd see you in the hall and you'd kiss me with a s...

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What is a Juggalo?


(vocal ad lib)
What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
...

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Great Milenko


(chorus:)
Great milenko (ha ha-ha ha haaa)
Great milenko (hm-hm-hm-hm ha-ha-ha-ha)
Great milenko (ha ha-ha ha haaaé)
Great milenko (hm-hm-hm-hm ha-ha-ha-ha)
(end chorus)
(chorus)
Come on...

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Halls of Illusions


Ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors,
Into the halls of illusion and visit yours,
To see what could've, and should've, and would've been real,
But you had to fuck up the whole deal.
Let...

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