Birthday
~Birthday Bitches
I got your fucking present hanging next to my nuts. Now when Im swinging on my
hatchet, if it hits you it cuts, Dont make me chop your head in half and smack
~Birthday Bitches
I got your fucking present hanging next to my nuts. Now when Im swinging on my
hatchet, if it hits you it cuts, Dont make me chop your head in half and smack
(Host Intro)
Let's meet contestant #1
He's a schitzophrenic cereal killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
...
Captain: Galecto Inspector, do you read me?
Galecto: Yes Captain.
Captain: Status?
Galecto: Completed.
Captain: Your mission was to land on ...
That's the Shit
Twiztid (yeah)
Twiztid (yeah) givin' wig splits
(get your mothafuckin wig split)
Wig splits
Wig splits (...
That's the Shit
Twiztid (yeah)
Twiztid (yeah) givin' wig splits
(get your mothafuckin wig split)
Wig splits
Wig splits (...
Teacher)
"J do you have a Halloween story for the class?"
(Violent J)
"Y y yeah um there was this boy and he lived in his house
and he went to be...
The underworld watches in horror
As this marks the day that
3 of America's most notorious outlaws
Will be executed for their crimes
Together the states of Michigan and Cali...
The underworld watches in horror
As this marks the day that
3 of America's most notorious outlaws
Will be executed for their crimes
Together the states of Michigan and Cali...
Ladies and gentlemen
I present to you, the Terror Wheel
The most horrifying, terrifying, mystifying ride
Available to the dead
Gather round my dead friends
And witne...
Ladies and gentlemen
I present to you, the Terror Wheel
The most horrifying, terrifying
Mystifying ride available to the Dead
Gather round my dead friends
And witnes...
Channels changing on a TV****
"This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now!
Good evening Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and
i...
Jugglers come out to play...
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin' jesters kick it clowns
Circus sound painted frown
Carnival of carnage cre...
Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus Family, It's all good...
Look in my crystal ball it's alright
Come on in, welcome, my curious sisters and brothers
First, p...
[Intro part, syn:]
Go step to them bitches over there
[Anybody Killa:] Fuck that, you go step to them bitches.
[Syn:] ......For what?
[Violent J:] Man, l...
One pussy licking coming up"
"What's your name handsome?"
"Well Claude Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my you're all
naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you...
Father, I confess for doing
I had a brain, but life had to ruin it
Dissinfected, Disected, Don't Respect It
When you put me in a cage full of animals
Savages and cold blood...
(Children laughing, Toy cranks up)
Hey (x54)
(1st Verse- Violent J)
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at f...
Gangsters bangin Nuts straight hanging Chillen in the alleyway Signs straight beemin Up in the air I hear they don't care Get your mutha fucken melon busted for a stare Luv pumpin through the heart, f...
Gangsters bangin
Nuts straight hanging
Chillen in the alleyway
Signs straight beemin
Up in the air I hear they don't care
Get your mutha fucken melon busted for a st...
Yeah, yeah, then you know what you can do
You can be a couple of pleasers
And take some tweezers
And bust every hair off my nutsac
Paste em to your back
Then ju...
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