Freaky Thangs
feat. Jagged Edge, Twista)

It's two a.m. in the morning and it uhh..

light showers and you're probably hookin up with that girl

that's been, two-wayin you all week. Her baby daddy's out

of town so uhh, you can fuck around. It's okay to check in

that Motel 6. $59.95, not a cent more, for that dirty-ass ho.

Yeah. Stop by that convenience store and pick up them rubbers -

magnum I hope. This is Phazon Love and uhh, I love hoes.

I just don't pay 'em!

[Hook: Jagged Edge]

Cut up! Know we like that, get that cut up

Freaky thangs, we be bout 'em

Get that cut up! Oh-whooooooo, cut up

Freaky thangs, we be bout 'em


I'm kinda hopin that maybe you wanna kick it in the L.A.C.

So later on we'll be rollin

Drop-tops I'm hittin yo' hot spots I'm top notch

My niggaz never listen but I told 'em

When I catch you at the game runnin game at the A.U.C.

that later on we'd be bonin

Fat cats I'm ready to tap that so back that

No wonder why you wakin up up swollen


I'm feelin you Luda', smokin my buddha, coochie recruiter

Comin at the fatty in a platinum Caddy so back it up fast

Hit it a hour and a half, watch the spectacular splash

on the back and leave it drippin down the crack of her ass

Call me Mr. Magillicuddy, chasin booty sucker silly puddy

Killin for money, still a thug get bump; from some pokin

and locomotion hittin bunnies, for threesome getcha buddy

When I'm feelin scummy I love to cut


Tan skin so, butter soft I'm rippin the buttons off yo' - BLOUSE

Smell the aroma of a dingaling king Ludacris when I'm in yo' - HOUSE

Check the ratio of men to women and women to men when down - SOUTH

Hot fellatio, hot jalapenos holla while they in yo' - MOUTH

So we love that k-k-k-k



Now I got the feelin we can cut the hell out each other

And I hope we be the same thang - freaks

We can get the mattress goin eh-err, eh-err

Handlin business while I bang bang - skeet

Wash the dick off and kick off another session again

I can break 'em off in the shower, kitchen flo' or the outdoors

The pieces from the East is the shit

and the flesh in the West is the best

but Twista love them Chicago and South hoes


Come up out yo', negligee, freak 'em on a regular day

Cum six times - but it's seven today

Ludacris in the back of your Chev-e-rolet

Ahh, ahh! What's my name?

So magical I come and touch the game

You motherfuckers really lust to gain

Nothin but hatin and a look of disgust

So it's must, stay Adrenaline Rush

Wonderin why they don't be bustin the same


I'm clutchin my thang;

stuffin in it, strokin it down, beat the stuff up

Uh-uh shorty, don't run from it

She give me the booty I'm breakin it off

I can tell a stab by the way that she walk

Fatty flickin like it was dubs on it

Peep how this player got skills, get 'em out the gator high heels

Pullin rubbers and swishers up out your Prada bag

Wanna smoke 'dro I got a bag, take a proper drag befo' I tap it

I love the chicks that got a lotta ass, so we love that k-k-k-k



Bubble, bubble bubbles is in the bathtub

Makin you stutter from the b-body butters and backrubs

It's killin me thinkin about the bottles that pop

The models that swallow willin, up under my pillow stayin strapped up

If it tickles in the middle from Mr. Pickles you try to escape

So give me the rope you gettin wrapped up

Rooty tooty so fruity and fresh, I'm fresh and fruity

Ya duty's to figure the booty's gettin slapped up


I love them chicks that be thick as a loaf of bread

Long as I can still grab her legs, and push 'em up by her head

How I dip up in it we can make a video

but I got the radio bumpin Jagged Edge by the bed

When you wanna get up witcha cutty buddy

come on and dip up through the hideout with Twist'

But after we do what we gon' do getcha purse and get together

because now you gots to ride out - bitch!


Oh 'Cris, can you - do it again, that's what they askin me

Hit skins, causin catastrophes

Get pinned, by me and my family

Sip gin, fulfillin yo' fantasies

In yo condition I'm wishin you'll take a lickin

and keep on tickin from thicker thighs

Finger lickin never get sick and tired, just take a look in her eyes

and you can tell she's a figure five, so we love that k-k-k-k


[Jagged Edge - repeat 2X]

Cut up, gettin brains, in the Range

We love to cut up cause we like them freaky thangs

I like it when you let me try, anythang

Cause girl I ain't got nothin but time

Let a nigga get a little cut up girl

I come from the eighth planet in the 19th galaxy,

where the royal penis is clean, yo' majesty. Can it be,

Sheila E, Appalonia, Vanity, all mad at me? I'm the

Prince dick of insanity. I'm good lovin, body-rockin,

knockin boots all night long, we not stoppin.

I don't care if the kids watchin, I stir it like motherfuckin

coffee and brown sugar. Girls dem sugar. World class lover.

Kama sutra, porno music producer. Tallywhacker is a rock hard

storm trooper with a purple helmet, made for crushin

pink cookies. Goonie goo-goo, we cut bigfoots and wookies;

and fat women, because they need love too.

So go on big girl, whatchu gon' do