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Bloody Mary


Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred
Toiling slaved die in droves, this life is hard
There's a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canary
Going down to the dungeon to se...

285 песни

Abyss Of Woe


After the carnage steam rises through snow
You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe
My eldritch war-suit is pasted with brains
This empty feeling – all that remains

RED WITH RAGE
I abide ...

285 песни

Licksore


Lonely and crippled she lives all alone
Stares out the window, no one on the telephone
Her only friend – a little Kitty Kat
She feeds it a lot
Kitty pretty fat

LICKSORE, SOMETHING TO ABHOR
...

285 песни

Biledriver


All creatures born are born to die but before then survive
Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive
Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd
I want to murder everyon...

285 песни

The Wheel


Bring forth those we have granted life
So that they...
Must die

Death!
Death to life!

Break him – break him on the wheel

Death!
Death to life!

Worlds I have destroyed
Gods I hav...

285 песни

Battle-Lust


I gaze through the mist at the approaching host
My hand finds the hilt of my sword
Soon they are sundered, their bodies we roast
Their leader is hacked, mauled and gored

Battle lust takes me
...

285 песни

Friend


You are my friend, friend, friend, friend
But you no know nothing
You do not treat me this way!
My friend, right or wrong
Even if they are completely wrong
Me and my friend against the world
A...

285 песни

Jagermonsta


If you look at it you'll get drunk
Frothing mass of filthy chunk
Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
To kick the ass of punks like you
Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
Rolling in the g...

285 песни

My Girly Ways


She is the creator of life
Sacrifice my will
To give you some time
You shall pay dearly
And now I give you a second chance
To correct your crooked path
All I ask is to embrace
The pussy every...

285 песни

We Kill Everything


In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne
Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats alone
his mind begins to wander
the worm begins to turn
all life he must now s...

285 песни

Tune From Da Moon


YOU! Screwed it all up,
Ruined everything for everyone.
YOU! Won't even admit that
it was all your fault.
WHOAH! The self indulgent ego
will bring you down where ever you go.
All the hopes bro...

285 песни

Mary Anne


You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O"
and if I call you only say "goodbye".
Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry
Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you?
Are you all alone?...

285 песни

Jiggle The Handle


Scroda:
GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces
The T...

285 песни

Nitro Burning Funny Bong


Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed
and the crack and the booze and the ...

285 песни

Fucking An Animal


Oh I am
Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an anima...

285 песни

The Performer


I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won't even start for you
Unles...

285 песни

The Master Has A Butt


I'm thinking I was once a baby
Birthed deep within the Master's bowels
Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball
But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel
Well I said I'm sorry ...

285 песни

Babyraper


Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator
Never leave me, Babyraper
Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic...

285 песни

Penile Drip


Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands
The Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands
Penile Drip – you gotta love when you s...

285 песни

Fishfuck


Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut
You whore
Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a moa-moa...

285 песни

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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