My Girly Ways
[Sang by Slymenstra]
She is the creator of life
Sacrifice my will
To give you some time
You shall pay dearly
And now I give you a second chance
To correc...
Gwar
285 песни
My Knife If Yer Guts
My knife if your guts, it's all come to this
My knife if your, you crumple and twist
You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist
I do it again, it's all come to this
I hate y...
Gwar
285 песни
Nitro Burning Funny Bong
Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed
and th...
GWAR
285 песни
None But The Brave
Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame
Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me
We come on out here, none but the brave
And the...
Gwar
285 песни
Nudged
Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed?
Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you?
Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub
Your nudged, fudg...
Gwar
285 песни
Ollie North
Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk
Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic
Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock
Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF
Oh when I got up t...
Gwar
285 песни
Penguin Attack
They attack!
They attack!
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
Smashing all besides
Beaks of steel are flaming
...
Gwar
285 песни
Penile Drip
Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands
The Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands
Penile Drip -...
Gwar
285 песни
Penis I See
They won't talk but still they say
You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay
Well baby I got bills to pay
Don't make me act that way?
Don't make me
Don't make me...
Gwar
285 песни
Pepperoni
You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni
You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha
If I meet'cha in the bathroom
In..Out..In....
Gwar
285 песни
Pocket Pool
Little Flopsy flaps around.
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you ...
Gwar
285 песни
POOR OLE TOM
He wakes on the outskirts of town
He sobs, his bowels release
His face is painted like a clown
His face contorts in agony
POOR OLE TOM
...
Gwar
285 песни
Preschool Prostitute
I saw a friend just the other day
he didn't have too much to say
He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed
And then he tried to ru...
Gwar
285 песни
Pure As The Arctic Snow
Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It
was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time
flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms
died. But still we slept--knowing that
destin...
Gwar
285 песни
PUSSY PLANET
Into the valley we go
To bliss, the witch, she's sucking
Ultimate power
Life's suck zonk zone
Stands over you
Squat launching you
Gwar
285 песни
Ragnarok
To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub
For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?
What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok
Welcome to the slaug...
Gwar
285 песни
Rag Na Rok
To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub
For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?
What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok
Welcome to the slaughte...
GWAR
285 песни
Think Ya Outta Know This
I'm the manager with the mostest
I clear the profits from the concert grosses
I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses
I'm not a Jew but God has chose us...
285 песни
Rock and Roll Party Town
Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!!
Party all day....Party all nite!!!
Hey there girl--Do you like my big
dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!!
Til it gets real thick!
Roc...
Gwar
285 песни
Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
Rock 'N Roll Never Felt So Good
by Gwar
off the America Must Be Destroyed album
I met her at a donkey show
She was minutes past 13
Sucking on a cherr...
Gwar
285 песни
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