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Antarctican Drinking Song

Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise

But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice

Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around

But now we are amongst you to t...

Gwar 285 песни

Anti-Anti-Christ

Ive read these words that are lies about you

Ive waited for worlds to die without you

And I will wait no more

Heaping virgins around me

I summon the Oberammergau

The hell...

GWAR 285 песни

Babyraper

Babyraper, sperm creator

Hulking, brutish masturbator

Babyraper, emasculator

Fleshy flap valve navigator

Never leave me, Babyraper

Melted cum ejaculator

Spack...

Gwar 285 песни

Baby Raper

Babyraper, sperm creator

Hulking, brutish masturbator

Babyraper, emasculator

Fleshy flap valve navigator

Never leave me,

Babyraper

Melted cum ejaculator...

Gwar 285 песни

Back To Iraq

We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm

We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm"

Now As civilian and purpose I lack

I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!

Gwar 285 песни

Bad Bad Men

Billy was and orphan,

Tommy was a whore

Poe got drunk in Baltimore

Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had

Could it be that's what made our boy so bad

Gwar 285 песни

Battle Lust

I Gaze through the mist at the approaching host

My hand finds the hilt of my sword

Soon they are sundered their bodies we roast

Their leader is hacked, mauled and gored

Gwar 285 песни

B.D.F.

Dead..

Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck

Take your fat tongue!

And curl it into a 'U',

You take and unborn child who knows not what you do

[Chorus:]

...

Gwar 285 песни

Beauteous Rot

Beauty is Rot!



Legions of sex slaves have flocked in my calls

You are the most grotesque of them all

Warts and protrusions the beg for the grave

Ironic, bubonic, pimpled...

GWAR 285 песни

Biledriver

All creatures born are born to die but before then survive

Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive

Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd

I want to m...

GWAR 285 песни

Billy Bad Ass

BILLY BAD ASS

LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS

Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad

Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass

So bad so bad inside

I was born on the day that my mama died

...

Gwar 285 песни

Black And Huge

You know I'm totally flaccid

I'm just a limp mega-prick

You know I'm looking for

A stupid white chick.



Because I'm BLACK UNT HUGE

All the women hate me
...

Gwar 285 песни

BLIMEY

At home we're bored

Just got off another shitty tour

Moat filled with flaming pus

Sleazy he won't talk to us

Fondle fish in way illegal

Coffin filled with ...

Gwar 285 песни

Bloody Mary

Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred

Toiling slaves die in droves, this life is hard

Theres a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canary

Going down to the d...

GWAR 285 песни

Bone Meal

Piles of burnt corpses, we're

turning the screws--Turn 'em into

bone meal for our troops to use! Turn

on the ovens, get in the shower, get

out the wheelbarrows, we'll be a...

Gwar 285 песни

B. D. F.

Dead..

Baby Dick Fuck

Baby Dick Fuck

Take your fat tongue!

And curl it into a 'U',

You take and unborn child who knows not what you do

[Chorus:]

Baby D...

GWAR 285 песни

Captain Crunch

Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every

body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every

body gonna be a body one day--Having

fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not

for long. ...

Gwar 285 песни

Child

Having a child with a person I don't even know

Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow

She caught the sperm in her mouth

And then she put it down south

Gwar 285 песни

Cool Place To Park

[Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version]

Frozen it time.

We watched as you grew.

Now the ice is gone.

And now, we travel on -

Seems like forever.

Y'know we...

Gwar 285 песни

Crack In The Egg

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit

In the bowels of your

Earth it was grown

Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn

And all the filthy load that was blown

No...

Gwar 285 песни

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