(song and lyrics by Joel)

Cool your jets and calm yourself, 'cause we are almost there.

Don't get lost--those animals will give you quite a scare.

Hold your horse or face the terror that's in store for you.

You're so dumb--you're doomed no matter what you do.

Christian got mauled at the zoo!

Now you're it--there is no use in trying to run away.

No escape, and now, my friends, it's time to play.

Take a look around--you're trapped with nowhere left to run.

It looks like this story is almost done.

Chris, do you feel lucky?

Do you think that you're invincible?

Your smile says,