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U Got Me Bugged


Since you came around
Wigglin' under my skin
I've been lost in the lost 'n found
Feeling like a helpless pin
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
Girl I don't know what to do
U got me bug bug bug b...

294 песни

The Rope Song


I found a girl with a pretty face
I tied a rope around her waist
I know when she's in and when
She goes out
Well there ain't nothing to guess about
She covers her ears when I play my guitar
Sh...

294 песни

Baby Talkin' Bitches


Baby talkin' bitches lookin' for a man
Mamma be-be-da-da get lost while u can
We do not like the way you slide
We do not like the soft inside
We do not like you many ways
And we could do withou...

294 песни

Fountain of Filth


There it was
Just like old faithful
The eternal fountain of filthi
I took a walk straight out of town
But then I stopped and took my time for pleasure
I was alone, I looked around
I heard a vo...

294 песни

All of Us


I left home with a friend of mine
Gone two years and I don't know why
Now I'm happy all the time
I can't think and I'm feelin' fine
I got feelings but they don't show
Don't ask me cause I don't...

294 песни

Bottled Up


Doctor says you ain't got long to live
Nurse says you ain't got much to give
Don't listen to your doctor
Don't play up to the nurse
Wave goodbye to your doctor
Just because you're bottled up
G...

294 песни

Fraulein


Well my fraulein done told me
When I was in goosesteps.
She said I would gas them
And now I'm a big man
Filling up autos
That beep at me often
I drop what I'm doing
And wait on them cheerfull...

294 песни

Bamboo Bimbo


Well he caught his first whiff in the jungles
Of'nam
That slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom
Now every single night she drops her big bomb
Cause he's a bamb00 bimbo
Those hook marks real...

294 песни

Be Stiff


Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot
We...

294 песни

Can You Take It?


Popeye's big punch knocks bluto cold
Cartoon people don't go old
Yosemite sam blows up his head
But you and me wind up dead
Dreamed I laid a toaster
Daddy caught me in the act
Can u take it?
...

294 песни

I Need a Chick


I need a chick to suck my dick
I need a dog to lick my hog
I need a cat to stroke my bat
I'm pukin and shitin' and dyin' of thirst
I ain't got no field to plow
There's no hole for my pole
I'd ...

294 песни

Goo Goo Itch


Itchy, itchy goo
Got me thinking of you
Itchy goo, itchy goo
Oh, baby, I love you
Itchy goo, itchy goo, itchy goo goo goo
It's all I wanna do, whammo
Itchy, itchy goo
There's a pile next to y...

294 песни

Dogs of Democracy


With the old dogs
And the young dogs
Clap together
For a spring
You can best
Well I'll give it
They'll be running fast and free
(? ? ? )
Money's never wrong
(? ? ? )
There's a message in t...

294 песни

A Plan for U


Weave to the left bob to the right
Or you'll be a flat tire on the freeway of life
Go get active, change your luck
Lay with yatta yatta's and treat 'em rough
Come your turkey, drop your load
Pl...

294 песни

Let's Go


Upon the buzzer
Ouick on the start-
Let's go??let's go-let's go!
For it's hi-dee-ho-
You know where you want to go-
Don't be a smoe
Get in the show-
Bounce off the backboards
And block that ...

294 песни

Quot;37 & Quot ;


I'm envious of your i.q. of 37
You, you're the one
It's written all over your face
You, you're the one
I'd like to take your place.
I'm envious of your i.q. of 37
Your lack of brains just driv...

294 песни

I Been Refused


Sittin' after supper
Watched the f.b.i.
Asked for the cigarette
I got no reply
Then you dropped your coulottes
Revealing rubber underpants
Sweat was forming in my shoes
But you ended our roma...

294 песни

Chango


Chango!
Chango!
The bear (? )
I come up the river
Like beat man
I come up the river
Like skoke man fly
I come up the river
To kill many people
I come up the river
With laser gun
Dear uncl...

294 песни

Clockout


All right clockout
I got my coat
I got my keys
I got my head down to my lungs and move my feet
Me I got all the secretaries down on their knees
Look at 'em scoot
They gonna clockout
I got my ...

294 песни

Midget


I had the body of a two and a half
Year old baby
I had the brain of a man
I used to play underneath my momma's skirts
All day
I parked my car in her garage
She didn't know I was a midget
She ...

294 песни

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