Lord God, I come to you a sinner
And I humbly repent for my sins
I believe that Jesus is Lord
I believe that You raised him from the dead
I would ask that Jesus come to my life
And be my Lord and Savior
I receive Jesus to take control of my life
And that I may live for him from this day forth
Thank you, Lord Jesus,
For saving me with your precious blood
In Jesus' name, amen

I met her at this house party
On El Segundo and Central
She had the credentials of strippers in Atlanta
Ass came with a hump,
From the jump she was a camel
I want to ride like Arabians,
Push an '04 Mercedes-Benz
'Hello, my name is Kendrick,'
She said, 'No, you're handsome'
Whispered in my ear, disappeared,
Then found her dancin'
Ciara had played in the background
The parade music
We made had us all wearin' shades now,
Cool
'Where you stay?'
She said,
'Down the street from Dominguez High'
Okay, I know
That's borderline Compton or Paramount
'Well, is it Compton?'
'No,' she replied
Then quickly start battin' her eyes
I strictly had wanted
Her thighs around me
Seventeen with nothin'
But pussy stuck on my mental
My motive was rather sinful
'What you tryna get into?'
She didn't tell, just gave me her Nextel
Dropped the number,
We chirped the whole summer, and, well
The summer had passed, and now I'm likin' her
Conversation we havin' probably enticin' her
Who can imagine?
Maybe my actions'll end up wifin' her
Love or lust,
Regardless,
We'll fuck 'cause the trife in us
It's deep-rooted,
The music of bein' young and dumb
Is never muted, in fact,
It's much louder
Where I'm from
We know a lot 'bout each other,
Her mother was a crack addict
She live with her granny
And her younger two brothers
Her favorite cousin Demetrius
Is irrepetible
Family history of gangbangin'
Did make me skeptical
But not enough to stop me from gettin' a nut
'I wanna come over, what's up?'
That's what I told her soon as this episode
Of Martin go off
I'm tryna get off
I was in heat like a cactus
My tactics of bein' thirsty probably could hurt me
But fuck it,
I got some heart
Grabbed my mama keys, hopped in the car,
Then, oh boy
So now I'm down Rosecrans in a Caravan
Passin' Alameda,
My gas meter in need of a pump
I got enough to get me through the traffic jam
At least I hope,
'Cause my pockets broke as a promise, man
I'm thinkin' 'bout that sex
Thinkin' 'bout her thighs
Or maybe kissin' on her neck
Or maybe what position's next
Sent a picture of her titties,
Blowin' up my texts
I looked at 'em
Аnd almost ran my front bumper into Corvette
Enthused by the touch of a woman,
She's a masseuse
And I'm a professional pornstar
When off the Goose
I had a fifth in the trunk
Like Curtis Jackson for ransom
I'm hopin' to get her loose
Like an Uncle Luke anthem
I'm two blocks away,
Two hundred and fifty feet
And six steps from where she stay,
She wavin' me 'cross the street
I pulled up, a smile on my face, and then I see
Two niggas, two black hoodies,
I froze as my phone rang

(Voicemail:)
Please leave your message
for three-two-three
Record your message after the tone

Kendrick's mom:
Kendrick, where you at?
Damn, I'm sittin' here waitin' on my van
You told me you was gon' be back in fifteen minutes
Man, I gotta go up to the county buildin',
Мan, these kids ready to eat
I'm ready to eat, shit
I gotta get them food stamps, come on now
You on your way or what?
I hope you ain't out there messin'
with them damn hoodrats out there, shit,
'specially that lil' crazy-ass girl Sherane
And plus you got school tomorrow
You keep fuckin' around in them streets,
You ain't gon' pass to the next grade
Eleventh grade

Kendrick's dad:
Is that Kendrick on the phone?

Kendrick's mom:
Your daddy callin' about some damn dominoes

Kendrick's dad:
Let me holler at him

Kendrick's mom:
He want to holler at you too,
Go ahead, Kenny, go'n, shit

Kendrick's dad:
Hello? Yak, where my motherfuckin' dominoes at?

Kendrick's mom:
Kenny

Kendrick's dad:
What?

Kendrick's mom:
I'm on his voicemail, damn fool, shit

Kendrick's dad:
Оh.
Yak, where my motherfuckin' dominoes at?
This the second time
I asked you to bring my fuckin' dominoes

Kendrick's mom:
Just give me the damn phone, shit,
Don't hang up, damn, let me

Kendrick's dad:
Keep losin' my goddamn dominoes,
We gon' have to go in the backyard
And squab, homie

Kendrick's mom:
Kendrick, when you get this message, man,
Call me back
I need to know
When you gon' bring back my damn car
This man fussin' 'bout some damn dominoes
It ain't all that serious, fuck, damn dominoes
Shit, I'ma miss my damn appointment, fuck
Fuck some damn dominoes,
Nobody wanna hear that

Kendrick's dad:
Nobody wanna hear your ass
Matter fact, cut my motherfuckin' oldies back on
You killin' my motherfuckin' vibe