79. Australian Rules Football
Both players and watchers,
No-one knows the rules
That's what makes the game so great
"Just get out there
And slug your opponent!"
That's what makes the game so grea...
Both players and watchers,
No-one knows the rules
That's what makes the game so great
"Just get out there
And slug your opponent!"
That's what makes the game so grea...
It's not so much the distance nor the time it takes
It's not even the cold nor the pains or aches
I can cope with blisters and the weight of my pack
And I don't mind the rain if I...
Michaelangelo was a genius
Artist, architect, physician
The darling of the Florentine scene
Inventor, scientist, mathematician
But less well-known are his regular stints
British champion for fifty years
Easily beats all his challengers
Bored of always being the best
He'd rather be like all the rest
Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes
...
Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo has the biggest idiots
On the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo has the biggest idiots
With the biggest bank accounts
I never liked rugby league, it must be said
Decapitated ears and concave heads
My interest held by just one thing
The greatest commentator ever--Eddie Waring
Whether an up-...
If I had the wings of an angel
The dirty black arse of a crow
I'd fly over BBC studios
And shit on the bastards below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below, below
It's the old stock car thing
Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!
Round the track and round again
Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!
Revving, coughing, stutt-stutt-stuttering
Tongue-i...
With a flick of the boot and a nod of the head
The ball goes crashing in the back of the net
But the referee and linesman disallow the goal
'Cause the boot's on the other foot, th...
The millionaires are closing ranks
Tax-dodging in the race to the bank
Listen for the slamming of the stable doors
After the horse has bolted
Trapped fingers, and someone's...
Hurling, the national sport of Ireland
Was banned in 1366
As part of an Anglo-Norman attempt
To crush all Gaelic resistance
It failed
Over six hundred years of Briti...
Dipping into his Filofax
He wonders who he can buy next
"C'mon, Play the game the Maxwell way
And you'll never lose, come what may"
There'll be the Maxwell League
An...
There'll be new events in Seoul '88
Throwing the molotov and the hundred meter loot
Hurdling over barricades putting the brick
Vaulting over riot cops in the peoples Olympics
The new games tutor was like any other teacher
Same blatant ideology they're trying to install in you
At every opportunity they'd press us to compete
Taught to butt and how to kic...
I always wanted to play
In the school football team
But the coach said I wasn't fast enough
I wasn't no good it seemed
I used to watch them practice
But I never got ...
Step by step
Climbing to the top
Eddie the Eagle
The epitome of sport
Not for the winning
Or the advertising deals
Not for the money or glory
Just for ...
Another Sunday match again
Another Merseyside clash again
It's the 36th this season
By my calculations
That's when I made the decision
To stay in the lower divisions...
Too many crap programs
With too many adverts
Too much Matthew Engel bullshit
And not enough dirt
Media and programs
All dull and mundane
How to fill up space<...
Posed like swallows before a dive
Five lanes, and on the left hand side
Stands Tubby Barlow wet with fear
Not quite sure what he's doing there
On your marks, get set, and t...
When I play cricket
I'm the longest at the wicket
I can jump and swim
And I live in the gym
But I can't come to terms
With my existence as part of the universe
...
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