Jackie is a punk

Judy is a runt

They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades

And oh, I don't know why

Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die.

Second verse, same as the first

Third verse, different from the first.

Jackie is a punk

Judy is a runt

They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA

And oh, I don't know why

Oh, I don't know why

Perhaps they'll die