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Drinking Games

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of enough liquid LSD a week to contaminate the new york city water supply

for the next ten years. the timetable has been set....

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Fuckmaker

scott is huge.

hell make your ass ache.

hell make you listen to lawnmower deth.

hes getting out his sodom lps...your ass is hurt.

hell make you suck your own shit from his ...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Glass Tornado

crawling over the bodies of your dead bastard children

more like a loss to a plotline then you can tell your

friends how cool it was to be pissed on at your own

funeral...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Grandmother With Aids

youre my fucking grandmother you panty pissing dyke whore.

counting your records again. too bad your hot little crap aint getting us high.

too bad you aint into me fucking your girl - i ...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Kill Theme For American Apeshit

eucharist bagged like dixie cups.

in a chinese grocery, net to the fucking wontons.

a strong pimp hand loosens the fronts and widens the gap.

same pliers used in a nose job on ano...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Kool-Aid Feed Bag

an ocean of rum tosses your pickled gut onto christ's

sword. smoke bellows from the mouths of your poisoned

followers. their corpses explode into heaps of rotted

fruit. critical m...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Machine Gun

my heads a fucking machine gun.

i destroy everything i put my eyes on.

everytime i see you i turn you to a pile of red shit.

youre a christian orgasm. pack the bong, its time to r...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Mantis

the world looks like a finger painting done with

broken hands i saw the last mantis today eat its own

head and fuck itself into nothing into nothing i'm

told that we had hands onc...

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED 132 песни

Manual Trauma

battering ram onslaught - causing trauma on many levels.

why dont you yell a little more? here, let me profile you mr.

jackass...little, unprepared and running out of time. [schultz]...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Military Scientist

ghost rectum, drum and pipe to silence the satellite

rings. sex words to photos. a bird in a cage. a man

and his bomb. light without heat. taught to obey,

military scientist, gove...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

North American Corpse Desecration

i had hoped for more of a struggle from this world as it died years ago.

corpses still feeling good about a fifty-dollar blowjob.

corpse still pussy-crapping ADD-encoded stillbirth.

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Organ Donor

when my grandfather was dying he rejected a heart tranplant.

thought a black mans heart would make him no longer human.

he pleaded to be saved from jewish doctors who suffocated non-

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Pentassam Constellation

your hope collapsed like a burning orphanage under the

weight of their expectations it must seem routine for

you now snowing in their spit languishing in their

refuse a human/viru...

AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED 132 песни

Narcoterrorist Megalomaniac

There's so much money in guns and drugs

I could have anyone killed

with a phone call.

South American women

being torn apart by huge cats

for my masturbatory amusement.

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

You can talk to the police,

you can talk to the press,

you can talk to the politicians-

I don't care man.

What we're doing here is so bizarre;

no one will ever believe yo...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Obi Wan Kaczynski

Opening a letter bomb with a light saber

so you can feel the force.

Ashes and anthrax

slowly settle on unused technology.

The age has come to invoke

catastrophe on the sa...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Whore Torn Yet

I know how to kill an army of one,

with some Malaysian monkey cunt.

Armed and horny,

veteran of a foreign veneral disease....

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Latter Day Mormon Ritual

They will slit the throat of a goat

and slit it's bowels open.

And you will either have sex with a crucified

young girl on a cross

or a half rotted corpse....

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Placing a Personal Memo on the Bosses Desk

Rifle through your desk

from a hundred yards away,

camouflaged in pigeon shit,

high on the tower of brotherly love.

A hopeless romantic,

Cupid's arrow seeds itself in spl...

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

Famous Last Words

Chaos has something special.

Hit the curb hard,

just as intended.

Vitality, balance,

perfect control.

40-degree cooler.

Absolute right, wrong intention....

Agoraphobic Nosebleed 132 песни

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....