Sloppy Joe
[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.
[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I ...
295 песни
Im Not
im not stalking you, im just calling a lot
im not trying to scare you, really im not
and who's this kevin guy? is he nice, is he hott
i sure as hell know im not
im not s...
295 песни
Toll Booth Willy
:::car pulls up:::
Toll Booth Willy: Welcome ta Wista! Dawla twenty five please.
Driver1: Hey! How ya doin Toll Booth Willy?
Toll Booth Willy: Goood, thanks for askin pup.
295 песни
The Peeper
The peeper, The peeper,
Whats going through his head?
Whoah!
Climbing the tree.
Slowly, quietly,
Looking for next branch.
Found it, got it.
Window heig...
295 песни
The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We g...
295 песни
Growing Old With You
I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad
carry you around when your arthritis is bad
all I want to do, Is grow old with you
I'll get your medecine when your tummy aches
295 песни
The Hannukah Song
Time to take out the monorahs.
Put on your yamicas,its time for hannukah.
So puts Vanica to celebrate Hannukah.
Hannuhah is, a festival of lights.
Instead of one day of present...
295 песни
I Like Small Butts
hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out
uhm girl, its so flat
you tell it like it is aiesha
she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends
i mean her butt, its just so sma...
295 песни
Dancing In The Dark(Saturday Night Live Edition)
I get up in the evening,
and I ain't got nothin to say
I come home in the mornin
I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothin but tired
and im just tired and bored wi...
295 песни
Camp Granada
hello mudda, hello fadda
here i am at camp granada
camp is very entertaining
they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining
i went hiking with joe spivy
he dev...
295 песни
Welcome My Son
Welcome my son to your very first day
So proud to be the one who brought you this way
I love you with all my heart
And my love is here to stay
But I can't help worrying will yo...
295 песни
The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie.
It must be fast and shit.
This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom.
yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or ...
295 песни
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
He said he'd be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It's too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he'd be here at se...
295 песни
Bum Biddy
Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey
either through basketball or the mall or various odd
jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar
And I'm guessing 99% ...
295 песни
Mr. Bake-O
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me
I'm f...
295 песни
Hanukkah Song Part One
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you f...
295 песни
Hanukkah Song Part Two
Put on your yamaca
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukka is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy...
295 песни
7 Foot Man
We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I'm the 7 foot man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happen...
Adam Sandler
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A Christmas Song
Well,um it's the holiday season
And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice
And I'm kinda feelin' guilty
So I wrote a song
So many presents...
Adam Sandler
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At A Medium Pace
Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.
Spit on your hand and strok...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
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