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Lonesome Kicker

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker

Extra points, field goals at your service

One might think it comes with glory

You might think different after you listen to my story



My helme...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Love Stinks

You love her, but she loves him,

and he loves somebody else -

You just can't win.

And so it goes until the day you die.

This thing they call love,

its gonna make you cry....

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Sloppy Joe

[Spoken]

Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.



[Sung]

You don't know how much I need you.

While you're around I ...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Im Not

im not stalking you, im just calling a lot

im not trying to scare you, really im not

and who's this kevin guy? is he nice, is he hott

i sure as hell know im not



im not s...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Toll Booth Willy

:::car pulls up:::



Toll Booth Willy: Welcome ta Wista! Dawla twenty five please.

Driver1: Hey! How ya doin Toll Booth Willy?

Toll Booth Willy: Goood, thanks for askin pup.

Adam Sandler 295 песни

The Peeper

The peeper, The peeper,

Whats going through his head?

Whoah!



Climbing the tree.

Slowly, quietly,

Looking for next branch.

Found it, got it.

Window heig...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)

Put on your yarmulke

Its time for Chanukah

So much funnaka

To celebrate Chanukah



Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We g...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Growing Old With You

I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad

carry you around when your arthritis is bad

all I want to do, Is grow old with you



I'll get your medecine when your tummy aches

Adam Sandler 295 песни

The Hannukah Song

Time to take out the monorahs.

Put on your yamicas,its time for hannukah.

So puts Vanica to celebrate Hannukah.

Hannuhah is, a festival of lights.

Instead of one day of present...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

I Like Small Butts

hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out

uhm girl, its so flat

you tell it like it is aiesha

she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends

i mean her butt, its just so sma...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Dancing In The Dark(Saturday Night Live Edition)

I get up in the evening,

and I ain't got nothin to say

I come home in the mornin

I go to bed feeling the same way

I ain't nothin but tired

and im just tired and bored wi...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Camp Granada

hello mudda, hello fadda

here i am at camp granada

camp is very entertaining

they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining



i went hiking with joe spivy

he dev...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Welcome My Son

Welcome my son to your very first day

So proud to be the one who brought you this way

I love you with all my heart

And my love is here to stay

But I can't help worrying will yo...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie.

It must be fast and shit.

This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom.

yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or ...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)

He said he'd be here at seven

The clock just hit 7:22

It's too cold outside

To wait for my ride

Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)



He said he'd be here at se...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Chanukah Song Part II

Put on your Yamaka

Its time for Chanukah

So much funnaka

To celebrate Chanukah



Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

Bum Biddy

Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey

either through basketball or the mall or various odd

jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar

And I'm guessing 99% ...

Adam Sandler 295 песни

At A Medium Pace

Put your arms around me baby

Can't you see I need you so

Hold me close against your skin

I'm about to begin

Lovin' you



Spit on your hand and stroke my cock<...

Sandler Adam 295 песни

Bad Boyfriend

Why don't you pick up after you're done?

I'm not your slave

I'm not your mother

I'm not your maid

I mean I've got a life too

So FUCK YOU!

Why can't you be nic...

Sandler Adam 295 песни

Buddy

[Moving Train]

"Next stop! Coopersville!"



[Two guys talking]

"Hey Buddy"

"Buddy!"

"How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?"

"Buddy, I had to hol...

Sandler Adam 295 песни

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