I'm aware of a big disgrace

Hoping that I'm not to late

Gossip has it, rumour says

Politics were not that mad



No one sees the liar

Any nation needs a fool

Most of us don't like it

What the finest ass hole do



Hey, it's crazy what you say

Do you think we would achieve?

Rubbish told in many ways

We should better not believe



Don't you hear the laughter

So ridiculous to see

Most of us ignore it

What the finest ass will do



Say, is it real

Is it really true

That you do, that you say it's no

Jiggery Pokery, no madness

I say, it is real

It is really true

What you do what you say to all

Let us call it Monkey Business



Easy to get fun all day

Idiots create it well

What a kind of comedy

Playing tricks, amusement free



No one sees the liar

Any nation needs a fool

Most of us don't like it

What the finest asshole do



Say, is it real

Is it really true

That you do, that you say it's no

Jiggery Pokery, no madness

I say, it is real

It is really true

What you do what you say to all

Let us call it Monkey Business