Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog
Written by: Jack Clement





Well he's not very handsome to look at

Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog

And he's always killin' my chickens

That dirty old egg-suckin' dog



Egg-suckin' dog

I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground

If you don't stay out of my hen house

You dirty old egg-suckin' hound



Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up

Though I'm not a real bad guy

I'm gonna get my riffle and send him

To that great chicken house in the sky



Egg-suckin' dog

Your always hangin' around

But you'd better stay out of my hen house

You dirty old egg-suckin' hound