Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it

I can?‚?’t believe it, I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

I don?‚?’t believe it, it?‚?’s almost to good to be true

I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING



The way she moves, she?‚?’s like a belly-dancer

She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams

I think someone?‚?’s at the door but I don?‚?’t think Imma answer

Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING

What do you mean freeze? Please I?‚?’m a human being

I have needs, I?‚?’m not done, not til I?‚?’m finished peeing

I?‚?’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I?‚?’m already on my knees, I can?‚?’t get on the ground any further

It?‚?’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B

I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching

Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I?‚?’m sorry

Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog

I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love



The way you shake it

I can?‚?’t believe it, I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting

Nick, I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING







Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome

Now they getting older, they?‚?’re starting to grow bum-bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING

What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper?‚?’s zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please

I did not even get to see Mary Kate?‚?’s shower scene

I didn?‚?’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don?‚?’t treat me like I?‚?’m Pee-Wee Herman

This movie?‚?’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney

I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He?‚?’s too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder?‚?’s are like man

And I could say that and you laugh cause there?‚?’s a puppet on my hand



The way you shake it

I can?‚?’t believe it, I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain?‚?’t never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I?‚?’ll say ass and she?‚?’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING



The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO

In that video she sings get out your puzzle

I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo

Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING

What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies

Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don?‚?’t even know if I could say the word peepee

Pee on the radio but I think I did

Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don?‚?’t think my joke is working

I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down



The way you shake it

I can?‚?’t believe it, I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please

I ain?‚?’t never seen an ass like that

Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING



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