West Third Street
Tommy took a walk one day

Found himself on west third and broadway

Took a cab to midtown, times square

Met a girl he knows called tessa there

Well she had problems with his personal hygiene

And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine

She said tommy take a bath for me

You stink, Ill scrub you till youre squeakly clean

Tess, he said, I dont understand

How they grow tomatoes in a can

Tess, he said, now wait a while

My teeth dont glitter when I smile