Well Iґve been to Hastings

and Iґve been to Brighton

Iґve been to Eastbourne too

So what

So what

Iґve been here

and Iґve been there

Iґve been every fucking where

So what

So what

So what So what you boring little cunt

Chorus

Who cares

Who cares what you do

Yeah, who cares

Who cares about you you you you you

Well Iґve fucked the queen

Iґve fucked fuck

I even sucked an old mans cock

So what

So what

And Iґve fucked a sheep

Iґve fucked a goat

I rammed my cock right down his throat

So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little fuck

Chorus

Iґve drunk that

and Iґve drunk this

Iґve spewed up on a pint of piss

So what

So what

Iґve had skank

Iґve had speed

Iґve jacked up until i bleed

So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little cunt

Chorus

Iґve had crabs

Iґve had lice

Iґve had the clap and that ainґt nice

So what

So what

Iґve fucked this

Iґve fucked that

Iґve even fucked a schoolgirlґs twat

So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little cunt

Chorus

So fucking what!