Don't be fooled by him, he's fine

Rock-and-roll Ken doll, he's a national end-all

He's an off and on friend of mine



Where have I been?

Got any what?

Who have I seen?

I spy a May queen

You were miles above me

Girls in your arms

The changing of her majesty's guard is truly amazing



Got any what?

Disease, hashish, a mind?

Do I have any what?



Where have I been?

Got any what?

Who have I seen?

I spy a May queen

You were miles above me

Girls in your arms

You could've planted a farm, all of them hayseeds...