The Fuck Shop
"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"
(gong noise)
Luke:
WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-O...
"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"
(gong noise)
Luke:
WELCOME TO THE FUCK SHO-O-O-O...
woman's line
[ ] = Mr. Mixx
Chorus (4x): Brother Marquis
(Can a bitch do a table dance? Can a bitch do a table dance?) Hell no!!
(Can a bitch do a table dance? C...
Luke (in front of an audience):
As you know, we are now in the strip club, in ... Magic City.
{beeper goes off}
Ohh - somebody's beeper goin' - yo, oh hey hey hey, hold on.
...
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
The Surgeon General says wear a condom
But you can catch AIDS nowadays from slobbin',
Gynecology, and urology
If I'm positive, too late for an ...
"OK man, are you ready to go?"
"I'm ready to go, now c'mon now, crank this motherfucker up!"
Mr. Mixx:
YEAH, IT'S YA BOYS BACK IN THE HOUSE! WE WANT Y'ALL TO GET Y'ASS
...
Verse 1: MC Twist and Lejuan Love
[Twist] Christmas is a day we all must share
[Lejuan] To let your fellow man know that we care
[Twist] All about the pain
[Lejuan] Each day ...
Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
Feelin' all right on a party night
Good times are in store, everybody get hype
Motivation of your body is what we do best
With lyrics so def it's above ...
Brother Marquis:
I bring home the bacon
Bitch I put it in your hand
But behind my back bitch
You been seen with another man
Oh I just had to shed a tear
Bitch you g...
[Mr. Mixx]
Check it out y'all
Ch-ch-check it out y'all
2 - 2 Live Crew
2 Li - 2 Li - 2 Li - 2 Live Crew
Fresh - Fresh - Fresh Kid Ice
Tre - Treach Dee Jay
Br...
Interlude
What the fuck is yo name mutha fucka.
Long Rod..
Fat frank
Stiff Peterstiff, stiff peter
Im gonna let you guys in on a privat...
This is something I should'nt say, but Imma say this shit any motherfuckin' way.
Fuck Martinez! Fuck, fuck Martinez!
(Fuck Martinez! Fuck, fuck Martinez!)
Lemme hear you say;...
[Intro]
I don't use Massengil, I use my own kinda douche powder
Y'know I mix it, I mix it myself
Y'know what I put in it? (Yeah? What?)
Alum! (Yeah!!) LSD! (ha ha!) And Kentuck...
( *Mr. Mixx cuts in Dolemite* )
(I wouldn't lie to you ... I want you to get ready to get on,
'cause I got some ol' nasty-ass shit to talk tonight!)
(Please somebody...)
...
[Luke Skyywalker]:
Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock) What you like, fellas?
(Head, booty, and cock) Ghetto Style like!
(Head, booty, and coc...
Where they at (8X)
[Chorus]
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
Listen up y'all 'cuz this is it
Forget that old dance and throw that D
Let's dance
(repeat x5)
It's a brand new dance and it's comin' your way
It was starte...
Where they at (8X)
[Chorus]
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
wit three women in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo
God damn, it's some honkies in this mother fucker tonight
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Oh oh oh ah yeah You motherfuckers ...
["It's not the way to do it!"]
[gunshots]
["Shut up bitch!"]
["Yeahhhhh boyyyyy!"]
["You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge."]
["This is serio...
Intro:
(Mixx cuts:
"DROP YO' DRAWS AND OPEN YO' LEGS UP WIDE, BITCH!")
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
I've been wanting to tell you this for a while
I like your ...
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