Down through the ages men have died for their women

And they've done so, so many times

But each time I loved one I always lost one

And I guess the right one is so hard to find

So I'm shoppin' for dresses with no one to wear them

One in each colour and one in each style

Maybe some day I'll find me a lady to wear them

Then my shoppin' will be done for a while

I bet somewhere a lady is shoppin' for britches

Comparing the values and apprasing each pair

Maybe someday the good Lord will get us together

And we'll both have a new wardrobe to wear

But I'm shoppin' for dresses with no one to wear them

One in each colour and one in each style

Maybe some day I'll find me a lady to wear them

And my shoppin' will be done for a while