Got me the strangest woman –

Believe me; this chic’s no cinch.

But I really get her going

When her get ‘round my big ten-inch!

-Record of a band that plays the blues.

Well, a band that plays the blues!

She just loves my big ten-inch

Record of her favorite blues.

Now, now, babe!



Last night, I tried to tease her -

I gave my love a little pinch.

She said, “Now, stop that jivin’!

Now, whip out your big ten-inch!

-Record of a band that plays the blues.

Well, a band that plays the blues!”

She just loves my big ten-inch

Record of her favorite blues.

I-I-I cover her with kisses,

And when we’re in a lovers’ clench,

She gets all excited

When she begs for my big ten-inch!

-Record of a band that plays the blues.

Well, a band that plays the blues!

She just loves my big ten-inch

Record of her favorite blues.



My gal don’t go for smokin’!

Liquor just maker her flinch!

Seems she don’t go for nothin’!

‘Cept for my big ten-inch!

-Record of a band that plays the blues.

Band that plays the blues!

She just loves my big ten-inch

Record of her favorite blues.