One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of 'french friesЂќ to 'freedoom friesЂќ and 'french toastЂќ to 'freedom toastЂќ. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.