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I know the Bible isn't real be...

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

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Yeah, I've banged some female ...

Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.

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Yeah i thought about making th...

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

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I use the N word almost daily....

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

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I lot of people remember when ...

I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.

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I don't have anything against ...

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

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I like to think of myself as t...

I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.

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I mean, I understand that Scru...

I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

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Some people just can't handle ...

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

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If a benevolent God exists, so...

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

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I don't get why arabs are so p...

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?

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I don't belive Oprah's sexual ...

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

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I'm not gay, but I'm still the...

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

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Women have the right to choose...

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

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It's always weird being the on...

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

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I like the punch beggers and p...

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

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Seriously, when's the last tim...

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

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I mean, what's eleven million ...

I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

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Of course killing people is 'w...

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

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I had a dream once. I wanted t...

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

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