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Now, I'm not going to be misq...

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I think we have to acknowledg...

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?

Zach Braff 357 quotes

After all meat is meat. I don...

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I really don't know why we ne...

I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We're the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don't see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I'm not gay, but I'm still th...

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I like to drop in on people w...

I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and chat with them to see how they think of me now that I'm a big star. Usually they're a lot nicer. After about half an hour, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and leave a few DVDs or pictures there. Then when I come out, I say good-bye and leave. Then I call the cops.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks...

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I think sports are very benef...

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

The only women I publicly dat...

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

Have I ever had sex with a ho...

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

Zach Braff 357 quotes

Somebody approached me about ...

Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

Michael Eisner contacted me o...

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

People are always saying bad ...

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I don't want to be one of tho...

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

People compared Garden State ...

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

Zach Braff 357 quotes

It's trust issue more than an...

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

Zach Braff 357 quotes

You know, I think there shoul...

You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

Retarded kids are the best. W...

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

I mean, nobody's ever thrown ...

I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

It's just people trying to ge...

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

Zach Braff 357 quotes

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