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You can't ride two horses with...

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I'm not anti-social. I'm just ...

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I never thought I was doing an...

I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other as they are, it's a terrible proposition. The best of lives are sad and tragic. The best of them. My general conclusion is that it's not a nice thing to do. The world doesn't need it. The kid doesn't need it.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Because it's much more pleasan...

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

You're so good looking I can b...

You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

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The last woman I was in was th...

The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.

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God, you Jews are truly exotic...

God, you Jews are truly exotic.' Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Abysmal vermin that I am, I co...

Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O'Neill were laughing.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Ads answered out of desperatio...

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

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She wore a short skirt and a t...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I wonder if Socrates and Plato...

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

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In formulating any philosophy ...

In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything? Descartes hinted at the problem when he wrote, 'My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Talent is luck. The important ...

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

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We knew the front door was alw...

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

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She had been critical of his n...

She had been critical of his new torch song, 'A Side Order of Heartache, Please,' suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

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Curiosity, that's what kills u...

Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.

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I took a test in Existentialis...

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

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This guy goes to a psychiatris...

This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don't you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.

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The wicked at heart probably k...

The wicked at heart probably know something.

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The heart wants what it wants....

The heart wants what it wants.

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....