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Most of the time I don't have ...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

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I don't want to achieve immort...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

To you I'm an atheist to God, ...

To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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What advice would I give the a...

What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Life's hard, then you die....

Life's hard, then you die.

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I don't wanna live on in my wo...

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.

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What was the scandal? I fell i...

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

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My relationship with American ...

My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Oh, he was probably a member o...

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

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Child molestation is a touchy ...

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

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Don't worry, I know almost exa...

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.

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Honey, there's a spider in you...

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

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It's just gossip, you know. Go...

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

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I'm twelve years old. I run in...

I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.

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When I asked my mother where b...

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

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Can you believe that? She says...

Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?

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Where did we come from? Where ...

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

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After 60, all of us belong to ...

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

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Have you ever taken a serious ...

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

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I always thought that as long ...

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

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