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What if nothing exists and we...

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

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You make films whether they'r...

You make films whether they're dramas or comedies about neurotic people. Flawed people. Interesting personality traits. To make them about calm, stable untroubled people isn't interesting.

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What is so fascinating about ...

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

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See, I will always have this ...

See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I'm twelve years old. I run i...

I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.

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Sex is better than talk. Ask ...

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

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Abysmal vermin that I am, I c...

Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew only as I drove through the cold, night autumn air that somewhere Freud, Sophocles and Eugene O’Neill were laughing.

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When I'm writing something, i...

When I'm writing something, if there's a part that's good for me, then I'll play it. Otherwise, I don't. And I notice that there are less and less parts for me in my own writing.

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I learned a few things on my ...

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.

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It's just gossip, you know. G...

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

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I never think I feel cynical ...

I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards.

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There's no correlation betwee...

There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world.

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People always tease me. They ...

People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

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They were doing the Dying Swa...

They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York and that they had fixed the bullet. There was a lot of money bet on the swan to live.

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I am not afraid of death, I ju...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Life doesn't imitate art, it i...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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I have bad reflexes. I was onc...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

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I don't believe in the after l...

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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There are worse things in life...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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On the plus side, death is one...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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