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I failed to make the chess tea...

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Seventy percent of success in ...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Basically my wife was immature...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I ran into Isosceles. He had a...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I believe there is something o...

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I'm such a good lover because ...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Not only is there no God, but ...

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

To you I'm an atheist to God, ...

To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

As the poet said, 'Only God ca...

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

If you want to make God laugh,...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I think being funny is not any...

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

If my films make one more pers...

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Life doesn't imitate art, it i...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

On the plus side, death is one...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

Woody Allen 884 quotes

There are worse things in life...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I am not afraid of death, I ju...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I don't believe in the after l...

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I have bad reflexes. I was onc...

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Sex without love is a meaningl...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

The food here is terrible, and...

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

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