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I took an acting class. After...

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

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I've been on so many blind da...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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I'm going to get married agai...

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

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I found out why cats drink ou...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

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I go running when I have to. ...

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

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My husband wanted one of thos...

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

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I don't like to channel surf....

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

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I would love to do a sitcom. ...

I would love to do a sitcom. I see myself as an older woman, getting married, and her stepchildren, who are in their twenties, move back home.

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The audience loves when the c...

The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community.

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I want to be more myself. Som...

I want to be more myself. Sometimes it takes awhile to find your voice.

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People ask me if they can sen...

People ask me if they can send me material, and some people give or send it to me unsolicited, but I rarely buy jokes.

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My mother always said don't m...

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

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My mom was a ventriloquist an...

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

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I think there have always bee...

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

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I love being a housewife... I...

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.

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Just figuring it out for 30 y...

Just figuring it out for 30 years - 30 years... I think I'm ready now to expand - to grow.

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My sister and I had a lemonad...

My sister and I had a lemonade stand - with a two-drink minimum.

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My parents used to bring me t...

My parents used to bring me to Radio City when I was a little girl, so performing there 50 years later was absolutely surreal - especially with my parents in the audience!

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I used to write jokes with fr...

I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.

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I spend a lot of time on Face...

I spend a lot of time on Facebook and Twitter writing all day long because I feel it's my job to entertain people.

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....