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He put Ben Gay inside my jock ...

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

Weird Al Yankovic 4 quotes

You can try on our suede under...

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

Weird Al Yankovic 4 quotes

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a...

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

Weird Al Yankovic 4 quotes

Take down those naked pictures...

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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I guess I lost a little bit of...

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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My wife went off with Elvis....

My wife went off with Elvis.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes...

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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I cut my teeth playing rock so...

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept...

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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The window doesn't open, the ...

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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You can play some schlock like...

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of ...

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic...

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

Weird Al Yankovic 4 quotes

A lot of my cartoon voices are...

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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There's a lot of different wa...

There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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You make me wanna staple bagel...

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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When I swore that you're gett...

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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Until you came along I never d...

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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Well I've made no secret of m...

Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

Weird Al Yankovic 4 quotes

Left all my Beatle records out...

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....