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I can do anything I want to do...

I can do anything I want to do!

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

I could be stranded in any tow...

I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

I could juggle anything in my ...

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

In the ten years since I had r...

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

I've been barbecued, stewed, s...

I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees.

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The funniest thing a comedian ...

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.

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Smile first thing in the morni...

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

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Beer: Helping ugly people have...

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

This job will drive me to drin...

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

The advantages of whiskey over...

The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.

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So long as the presence of dea...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

W. C. Fields 260 quotes

We frequently hear of people d...

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

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The Punkwat twins! Brentwood i...

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

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Scotch needs water like a fish...

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

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I didn't say the meat was toug...

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

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I never eat before breakfast....

I never eat before breakfast.

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My heart is a bargain today. W...

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

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All Englishmen talk as if they...

All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.

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A comic should suffer as much ...

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

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Dentists, lawyers, doctors are...

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

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