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Out of all the ridiculous rel...

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

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We made this really dumb deci...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

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The story of Jesus makes no s...

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act.

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I got into this little habit ...

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

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The only way to be punk rock ...

The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

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The problem is we moved to LA...

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

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It was exactly the same on th...

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else.

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Jerry Bruckheimer creates com...

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

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We created a brand for oursel...

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

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When you sit down and write a...

When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.

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So we're considering doing a ...

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

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I was always a very happy, op...

I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

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When someone goes, 'Oh, this ...

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

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Careful?! Was my mother caref...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

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I find Mormons adorable. ...

I find Mormons adorable.

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It's been a fascinating thing...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

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I try not to tune in to polit...

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

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We're the guys who, if someon...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

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It's an Afghanistan goat, so ...

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

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The Republicans didn't want t...

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....