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I've been funny my whole life...

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

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So I think all comedians are ...

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

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I have snakes, three sharks, ...

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

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I was like any other inner-ci...

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

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Whatever I did on 'Saturday N...

Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.'

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You have to give a wound time...

You have to give a wound time to heal and think of other people's feelings.

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My father was funnier than me...

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

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I think it's good that I get ...

I think it's good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don't have any need for guts.

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I remember when I was on 'Sat...

I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit.

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Everybody's out to get someth...

Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate.

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If you can survive 'Saturday ...

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

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Growing up in the ghetto is p...

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

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Bad news travels at the speed...

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

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I love '30 Rock' because Tina...

I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

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I'm not a child star, but you...

I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy.

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I don't need no stool and mik...

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

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My life growing up was a twis...

My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.

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I want to be an example of a ...

I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn't let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not.

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My older brother was born, wh...

My older brother was born, who was a cripple, then I was born, and my sister was born, the only girl. So I was between the only girl and the crippled guy. I was the middle guy.

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I deal with my sons like youn...

I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.

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