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When I was interviewed after ...

When I was interviewed after I got hired to replace Walter Alston, a future Hall of Famer, I was asked: “Don’t you feel pressure on you?” I said: “Want to know something, I’m worried about the guy who’s going to have to replace me.”

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My God, look at the words peo...

My God, look at the words people use today. They use profanity like it's nothing. Christ almighty.

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He (Darryl Strawberry) is not...

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

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I've never used one word of p...

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

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I walk into the clubhouse tod...

I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it.

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The worst team in baseball's ...

The worst team in baseball's history won only 55 games. The best team ever won 110 out of 160, so you're virtually guaranteed to win 1/3 of the time and lose 1/3 of the time. The difference is the 1/3 in the middle. You don't know what bucket the game you're playing falls into, so if you're smart, you'll fight like everything for all of them.

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When we lose, I eat. When we ...

When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.

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I managed the Dodgers for 20 ...

I managed the Dodgers for 20 years. It's hard to believe that there are only four guys in the history of baseball who managed the same team for 20 years or more. One was owner of the team, Connie Mack. Another was part owner of the team, John McGraw. Then there was my predecessor, Walter Alston, and me. It's amazing. In the 20 years I managed the Dodgers, 210 managers were fired.

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The best possible thing in ba...

The best possible thing in baseball is winning The World Series. The second best thing is losing The World Series.

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Nothing succeeds like - failu...

Nothing succeeds like - failure.

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There are parents out there s...

There are parents out there screaming as if their kid is going to be in the big leagues someday. C'mon. I chew them out if I see that. Maybe they've got their own idea how to do things, but it's wrong. Just be with the kids. Let 'em make errors. Give them all a chance. It's not about winning. It's spirit, togetherness.

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The gym teacher's name was Mr...

The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball and Mr. Caruso told me I would have to get an athletic supporter. He didn't express himself exactly that way, though. He said, 'Hey, you, one day you're gonna go up for a rebound and the family jewels aren't gonna go with ya.' I had no idea what he was talking about. Next day I showed up for practice without my watch and my mezuzah. He said, 'Did ya take care of the family jewels?' I said, 'I left 'em in my locker.' Took us a half hour to revive Mr. Caruso.

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You can wake up every day and ...

You can wake up every day and make today better than the last.

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Sometimes, you get too hopped ...

Sometimes, you get too hopped up, too excited, and it works against you.

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My son wasn't gay. No way....

My son wasn't gay. No way.

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I firmly believe that there is...

I firmly believe that there is a God. I firmly believe that there is a Heaven. And I firmly believe that if you go there, it's gonna be great.

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When I was interviewed after I...

When I was interviewed after I got hired to replace Walter Alston, a future Hall of Famer, I was asked: 'Don't you feel pressure on you?' I said: 'Want to know something? I'm worried about the guy who's going to have to replace me.'

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I'm telling you, I don't like ...

I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.

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When you - when you become the...

When you - when you become the manager of a major league team, particularly the Dodgers, to me, that's a privilege and an honor. No matter where you go or what you do, you represent that position that you have. And you represent that organization that gave you the opportunity to be doing what you're doing.

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I started in the lowest league...

I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then to the big leagues. I never reached the level that I thought I would reach as a player. But that's the way it goes. So then I started from the bottom as a manager, and I worked my way up to managing the Dodgers for 20 years.

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