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I handed in a script last yea...

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

When I die, now don't think t...

When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

If you've got a dollar and yo...

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I am a wild and crazy guy! ...

I am a wild and crazy guy!

Steve Martin 375 quotes

Now let's repeat the non-conf...

Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!

Steve Martin 375 quotes

The conscious mind is the edi...

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I actually learned about sex ...

I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I thought yesterday was the f...

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

Thankfully, perseverance is a...

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

Writer's block is a fancy ter...

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

You know, a lot of people com...

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I love money. I love everythi...

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

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Acting has helped me understa...

Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

It's not the size of the nose...

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I think when I was young, let...

I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved comedians. I grew up watching Laurel and Hardy. That's really a long time ago. I loved Jerry Lewis. I just loved comedians.

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I used to smoke marijuana. Bu...

I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I have found that-- just as i...

I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

Most comedies are really hard...

Most comedies are really hard to write, or to watch, because you kind of generally know what's coming.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

I first thought maybe I'd do ...

I first thought maybe I'd do a banjo presentation record, where I'd play a couple of songs and get a bunch of other players to do the rest. Then I realized I had enough of my own songs to do an album of them.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

In my banjo show with the Ste...

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.

Steve Martin 375 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....