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If you'd asked me then if I s...

If you'd asked me then if I saw how big 'The Steve Harvey Morning Show' was going to be, I couldn't tell you. But I knew I could reach people not as a character but as Steve Harvey, because although I tell jokes for a living, I've also lived, and I think I can relate to you more than you know.

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People see me laughing and te...

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

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My calling is to help people,...

My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can't, and I don't want to.

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I won an amateur night, Octob...

I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.

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I just believe if you don't b...

I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe.

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I don't want to be 60 years o...

I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

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My mother was a Sunday school...

My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.

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I think there are so many boo...

I think there are so many books out there written on relationships and romance that women are the authors of. How can women know exactly how men think? And there are so many guys out there with relationship books who are just not telling the truth. They have shaded parts.

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You can be happy, or you can ...

You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble.

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I sit my three sons down and ...

I sit my three sons down and say, 'Listen to me. When the police stop you, immediately comply. Don't walk away, don't smart-mouth; get your hands up and get down on the ground.' If you're not black, you might not have to have that conversation, but I go over and over it with them because I don't want that phone call.

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I don't think it's cool for p...

I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta hear.

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Every day, President Obama se...

Every day, President Obama sends a beautiful message about how we should treat our women based on how he treats his wife. When people went after his wife during the campaign, he took a stand.

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Being on a comedy tour is lik...

Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

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I have seen some crazy people...

I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky.

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I think that we, as the Afric...

I think that we, as the African-American men in hip-hop, we have a greater responsibly because we have the ears of so many millions of our young people. And they listenin'.

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I'm a comedian first. I've le...

I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

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Comedians walk out, get a fee...

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

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All I knew growing up was tha...

All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.

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We men are very simple people...

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here so you can always remind yourself the next time a man steps to you: a man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.

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Catch fire today! Make today ...

Catch fire today! Make today the day you stop complaining and do something!

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