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The classical scholars have ke...

The classical scholars have kept alive the tradition of the superiority of the ancient languages -- a kaleidoscopic mass of suffixes and prefixes, supposed to represent an infinite shading of meaning. It is a character they share with the Ojibway and the Zulu.

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How strange it is, our little ...

How strange it is, our little procession of life! The child says, 'When I am a big boy.' But what is that? The big boy says, 'When I grow up.' And then, grown up, he says, 'When I get married.' But to be married, what is that after all? The thought changes to 'When I'm able to retire.' And then, when retirement comes, he looks back over the landscape traversed; a cold wind seems to sweep over it; somehow he has missed it all, and it is gone.

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You can never have internation...

You can never have international peace as long as you have national poverty.

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The tears of childhood fall fa...

The tears of childhood fall fast and easily, and evil be to him who makes them flow.

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Professors of theory merely ho...

Professors of theory merely hold post-mortems.

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You cannot depict love inside ...

You cannot depict love inside a frame of fact. It needs a mist to dissolve in.

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With the Great Detective, to t...

With the Great Detective, to think was to act, and to act was to think. Frequently he could do both together.

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Humour in its highest reach mi...

Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it.

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The road comes to an end just ...

The road comes to an end just when it ought to be getting somewhere. The passengers alight, shaken and weary, to begin, all over again, something else.

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The Victorians needed parody. ...

The Victorians needed parody. Without it their literature would have been a rank and weedy growth, over-watered with tears.

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It is difficult to be funny an...

It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson.

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You know, many a man realizes ...

You know, many a man realizes late in life that if when he was a boy he had known what he knows now, instead of being what he is he might be what he won't; but how few boys stop to think that if they knew what they don't know instead of being what they will be, they wouldn't be?

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All Dickens's humour couldn't ...

All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse. But Dickens's humour, and all such humour, has saved or at least greatly served the world.

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Humour is essentially a comfor...

Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be.

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We can no longer communicate w...

We can no longer communicate with the apes by direct language, nor can we understand, without special study, their modes of communication which we have long since replaced by more elaborate forms. But it is at least presumable that they could still detect in our speech, at least when it is public and elaborate, the underlying tone values with which it began. Thus if we could take a gibbon ape to a college public lecture, he would not understand it, but he would 'get a good deal of it.' This is all the students get anyw

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Modern critics, who refuse to ...

Modern critics, who refuse to let a plain thing alone, have now started a theory that Cervantes's work is a vast piece of 'symbolism.' If so, Cervantes didn't know it himself and nobody thought of it for three hundred years. He meant it as a satire upon the silly romances of chivalry.

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A barber is by nature and incl...

A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell its issue without losing a stroke of the razor, and can explain the points of inferiority of all the players, as compared with the better men that he has personally seen elsewhere, with the nicety of a professional.

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Presently I shall be introduce...

Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.

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You frequently ask, where are ...

You frequently ask, where are the friends of your childhood, and urge that they shall be brought back to you. As far as I am able to learn, those of your friends who are not in jail are still right there in your native village. You point out that they were wont to share your gambols, If so, you are certainly entitled to have theirs now.

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My parents migrated to Canada ...

My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.

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