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A lot of people have said, "O...

A lot of people have said, "Oh, I, boy, I wish Hillary Clinton would just go away."

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Marijuana is a gateway drug t...

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I don't think anybody can wit...

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Am I proud of being straight?...

Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Everything in nature has foun...

Everything in nature has found a niche, a perfect harmony of balance. Man need to find his niche, his perfect balance, where he fits in the natural cycle

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So what? A lobbyist cheated I...

So what? A lobbyist cheated Indian tribes out of $25 million then laundered their money through phony Christian charities trying to stop other Indian tribes from getting casinos [on screen: 'Thou Shalt Not Compete'] and bribe congressmen in the process. Know what I call that? I call that business as usual in Washington. [on screen: 'Screwing Indians']

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You have to do your First Pen...

You have to do your First Penance before your First Holy Communion. You're really young. What do you know? You've got nothing to confess. All I knew was that I was an evil human whose sins caused the death of our Lord.

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It's much better to invite th...

It's much better to invite the audience to be part of your show rather than saying, "I command you to do this." The other thing is, you have to follow through. If you initiate a game and they take part, you can't stop until it reaches a mutually satisfying resolution.

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As a rule, Germans shouldn't ...

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.

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There is a residual sense for...

There is a residual sense for me, having grown up in the early '70s, that I did not know I had, which was a sense that the military are different than I. Because there was such a divide between the military world - and there still is, because there's no draft - and the civilian world is one of the rotten harvests of the Vietnam War, was this sort of bifurcation of America in that way.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Truthiness is "What I say is ...

Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.

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Comedians dissect jokes all t...

Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I could sit toe to toe at a p...

I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody.

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For me, improvisation is abou...

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

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I used to play a narcissistic...

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

A press that has validity is ...

A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.

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With Late Night Show I can be...

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

You know what I hate about pe...

You know what I hate about people who criticize you? They - they criticize what you say but they never give you credit for how loud you say it.

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You seem cynical because you'...

You seem cynical because you're always talking about that selfish behavior that's dressed up as altruism. It doesn't mean there isn't altruism. It just means that it's harder to make jokes about altruism.

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The only thing that keeps us ...

The only thing that keeps us going back to one another is that we're all filled with such enormous self-doubt. We have doubts about our ability to be alone, to self-actualize.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....