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John Boehner will be the new ...

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Who's Britannica to tell me t...

Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Now we all know that Fidel Ca...

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I believed in global warming ...

I believed in global warming after Al Gore's movie made money; the market had spoken.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

America cannot afford a rally...

America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

To all the worryworts out the...

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

If you use big words, no one ...

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

It's hard to swallow your pri...

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

So my heart goes out to them....

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists—they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

If you like Battlestar Galact...

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

If we don't cut expensive thi...

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I don't want someone shoving ...

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

If you think you can lead you...

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

I'm more American than apple ...

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus r...

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

We are divided between those ...

We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you think about Harriet Miers, of course her nomination is absurd. But the President didn't say he thought about his selection. He said this: "I know her heart." Notice how he said nothing about her brain? He didn't have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Miers.

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You don't look up truthiness ...

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

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Sir, pay no attention to the ...

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash. (Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner)

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

John Boehner chose a huge gav...

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

Stephen Colbert 453 quotes

Obamacare takes effect in les...

Obamacare takes effect in less than eight months. Do you realize what this means? If you go to the emergency room now, you'll be covered by the time you finally see a doctor.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....