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In less enlightened times, the...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

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You don't have to be a 'person...

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

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The best things in life are si...

The best things in life are silly.

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Be careful that what you write...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

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Scientists will eventually sto...

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

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There are very few personal pr...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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The best plan now is to have a...

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

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Remember there's no such thing...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

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There's kind of a toll you hav...

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

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I'm not happy on vacation. In ...

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

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I respectfully decline the inv...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

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Consultants have credibility b...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

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You don't argue with a four-ye...

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

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The creator of the universe wo...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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You can never underestimate th...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

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When times are bad, the gloves...

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

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Most success springs from an o...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

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I have a perverse attraction t...

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

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It doesn't take many people to...

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

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My investments have been hurt....

My investments have been hurt.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....