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I’ve always had dreams. When ...

I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.

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It's really stupid to defend ...

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

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I was going to get an abortio...

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

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The female nudity in movies i...

The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.

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Comics who grew up surviving ...

Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.

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I've always kept my overhead ...

I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.

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I don't really like saying "t...

I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.

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I'd rather have a girl expose...

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

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Dear America, when you tell g...

Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.

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When I was 9 or 10 years old,...

When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The farmer, Vic, told me to look at all the turkeys and pick one out. I saw a cute one with a silly walk and cried, 'Him!' Before my pointing finger had even dropped to my side, Vic had grabbed the turkey by the neck and slit [the animal's] throat. Blood and feathers went flying. I had sentenced that turkey to death! Up until then, I didn't know where meat came from—and I've been a vegetarian ever since.

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In your twenties, I think you...

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

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I'm always in those tabloids ...

I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.

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It's just hard to say, "Well,...

It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.

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Sometimes loving each other i...

Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.

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When you're a comic, it's lik...

When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.

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As a kid, I was terrified. I ...

As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness. I covered it with being funny and tough, but it's hard to be tough when you're making your cot in your bunk over soaking wet sheets and acting like nobody can smell anything.

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I'm a total one-hour drama ad...

I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch.

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You can be Hitler and go to c...

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.

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My mom was always someone who...

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

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We live in a fun time with so...

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

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