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Everything can be satirized....

Everything can be satirized.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

Not that I want to put the ent...

Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

So many of these comics are ju...

So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They're drawn to it as a career move.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

What am I responsible for? Who...

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

Jesus had a tough life. I read...

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

My view of life is, 'If you're...

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

In the 1990s, it's OK to do co...

In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

I have lived a carnal life....

I have lived a carnal life.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

There's no happy ending to coc...

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

What happened? Satan was busy?...

What happened? Satan was busy?

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

If I get married again, I want...

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

Ive never been against women. ...

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

I guess my main influences are...

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

You don't know what a rough cr...

You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

I got divorced, which was not ...

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

Obviously I'm not a role model...

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

I'm responsible. I even did a ...

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

I want to show people that the...

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

I started saying things in chu...

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

It was great to be the rock co...

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

Sam Kinison 54 quotes

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....