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I've never done anything for ...

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Who's elk horn do I have to b...

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I signed a deal with Satan be...

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I used to play Barbies with m...

I used to play Barbies with my Mormon neighbor friend; it was always, "Oh, we're going to go on a date. Ken's taking us out, and we're going with Ken on a date." And I was like, "We're parachuting behind enemy lines to save the Jews." That's how I played Barbies. I was told when I was a girl that every Jewish woman has to have five children to replace three fifths of our people that were killed. That's how I was raised.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I quit smoking. I feel better...

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I'm on the mirror diet. You e...

I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

My dad taught me swears when ...

My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would get approval, and it made my arms itch with glee. I got addicted to it. It became this source of power in a totally powerless life.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

You know what, when I was thi...

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

This bugs me the worst. That'...

This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: "Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?" Like he can't go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.

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My best friend Linda is leavi...

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I have five kids from three m...

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

I used to think that communin...

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

There is no scarier chasm of ...

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

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Being hated and hunted and bl...

Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bombs get thrown only when people cannot honestly talk together.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Finding a calm place inside m...

Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing in my life.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

You may marry the man of your...

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Truth is available to the ear...

Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Eat as much as you'd like. My...

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

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There isn't any New Man. The ...

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

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Men read maps better than wom...

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....