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Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughn...

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes
Roseanne Barr

Birth control that really wor...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes
Roseanne Barr

The end of my addiction to fa...

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

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Roseanne Barr

I know that I pay 48 percent ...

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.

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Roseanne Barr

There is no real third party ...

There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and Republican side. It's one party that has two heads.

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Roseanne Barr

My husband and I didn't sign ...

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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Roseanne Barr

Facts and data, rather than o...

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!

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Roseanne Barr

I never do anything fun, beca...

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes
Roseanne Barr

You can't break through Holly...

You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.

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Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase ...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

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Roseanne Barr

I consider myself to be a pre...

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes
Roseanne Barr

The quickest way to a man's h...

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

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Roseanne Barr

After my 1985 appearance on '...

After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.

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Roseanne Barr

Meditation state is a place o...

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

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Roseanne Barr

I say I'm the only serious co...

I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.

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Roseanne Barr

It's okay to be fat. So you'r...

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

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Roseanne Barr

My hope is that gays will be ...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

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Roseanne Barr

It's not really the job of a ...

It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won't.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes
Roseanne Barr

Since I had my gastric bypass...

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

Roseanne Barr 238 quotes
Roseanne Barr

The American people are sick ...

The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they're in office.

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